I'm a 'dwarfed gnome', apparently.

Week 40 | 2024

Had I been upset about this, I wouldn’t have shared it but when I posted a picture of myself on my Instagram stories this week, it prompted someone to reply ‘dwarfed gnome’ into my DMs.

For context, I was in the Ladies’ loos at Kettners in Soho and was about to reapply my lipstick only to realise that I either had to stand on tip-toes or crouch down to …